They don't say 'Ni', rather they say 'After you pay us all of your gold, please enjoy a wedgie* forceful enough to rend your body into two distinct pieces'. The taint-gravy of time has long since washed away my data disk with a party strong enough to harsh on the Black Knights - the random badasses in this game. Well life has a way of kicking one squarely in the posterior and as I contemplate my utter worthlessness on the social, economic and cultural fronts I clutch my cherished memories like a fat woman with a German Chocolate cake. I figured at the time that I would one day be the independent sovereign of a small Pacific island with castles and water slides. When most Tempers were just a gleam in some cab-drivers eye (I jest, no angry diatribes Year Released: 1985īear with me, because I haven't actually played this since maybe around 1987. Game: Phantasie Format: Commodore 64 Genre: Computer RPG Games That Were Never Released: Tyrannosaurus Tex (Gameboy Color) by MyselfĪnd a collection of some great video game cover art. Phantasie (Commodore 64) By Jesuschristmonkeyballsīatman Returns (Super Nintendo) by TrolleyDaveīlake Stone: Aliens of Gold (PC) by Hadrian This is pissing me off because its happening every time!! Where the crap do they go? Anyway I just did Blake Stone at the last minute so I hope its not too bad. I had three more reviews (Warlocked GBC, Adventures of Lolo NES & Deep Duck Trouble Master System) by myself but yet again they have been lost.

This time the thread is more than reviews, I've included some new sections and my fellow reviews have also written articles about a certain subject related to retro gaming.

Its been a long time coming but I've finally gotten round to getting this 'issue' done.

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